75 things I don't like...
The word “anyhoo” (meaning anyhow) Walking through a spider web; spider or no spider Dog’s that jump up and get my clothes dirty Potlucks Drivers and pedestrians who get in my way when I’m on my bike Cyclists and pedestrians who get in my way when I’m driving Drivers and cyclists who get in my way when I’m walking Still being drunk the next morning Olives (black or green) People in apartments who play music like they don’t have neighbors for miles People who park in my parking spot Narrow minded people who can’t think outside of their narrow experiences or consider new ideas or beliefs People with no empathy Still being drunk the next afternoon The word “tickety boo” (meaning things are going well). Click here . It's not really that common... Students who monopolize class time because they love the sound of their own voices Professors who let students monopolize class time Cat or dog hair anywhere except attached to a cat or dog On campus laptop wireless problems The taste of glutamine War The sappy bittersweet humor in some Robin Williams movies Most forms of organized religion The fact that MTV doesn’t play any music videos Ankle and knee pain after running Rude inconsiderate people at the gym The loud fan on my laptop Feeling guilty about not studying whenever I’m not studying Bad customer service People who are rude to people working in stores Guys who make fun of guys by saying they do something like a girl. What’s wrong with doing something like a girl? Girls who make fun of guys by saying they do something like a girl. WTF?! Catching all the red lights Renting a DVD that doesn’t work properly Ostriches People who drive slow in the passing lane The word “wonderbar” (meaning wonderful) Night classes Pushy people on the bus or Skytrain When my iPod cord gets caught on something and pulls the ear buds out of my ears Kenny G Taking out the garbage Lord of the Dance Overcrowded gyms Running out of time on exams. It happens a lot Paying to see a bad movie When it snows for a little while and then rains Computer viruses Non standard meats Trying to have a conversation with someone in a loud restaurant or bar Having to ask someone to repeat the same thing more than once because I can’t hear them Taking the Greyhound anywhere The price of software Bridge lineups. Especially north shore bridge lineups The price of iPod accessories Gorgonzola cheese The fact that this decade doesn’t have a name Future Shop. Grrrr… Michael Bolton That movie with Meg Ryan and Nicholas Cage where he’s an angel A sink full of dishes The allergies I get in May and June Winter except for skiing and the occasional snowstorm Cliffhangers Hypocrisy (see entry 23) Losing my keys Over analyzing the things people say and do When the Skytrain stops in the middle of nowhere fifty million feet above the ground for no apparent reason Any Halloween movie without Jamie Lee Curtis Radio stations that play more commercials than music Microwaves that are really really dirty inside The fat content in all my favorite foods Being late for class Mail in rebates The sound of the drill at the dentist
3 Comments:
This list is a stroke of genius.
I, for one, can hardly wait for the list of 76 things you DO like.
But for now, I am finding enough entertainment on this list. But is it bad that i've been to a Kenny G concert? I admit it....although I'm not proud of it.
It's okay Matt, we've all done things we're not proud of. The important thing is that you learn from your mistakes.
I was with you when you took that photo of Lions Gate Bridge. That's right, I'm cool!
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